I mean, what Robert Kraft did (get a hand job from obviously trafficked women) is a crime, even if legalizing prostitution is the smart/safe policy choice. Don’t minimize Kraft’s crimes.

Tell them you ate a tainted steak!

Presumably the 86-year-old Johnson, as the largest single shareholder, could whip enough voting stock to keep Baer out if he so chose, but Baer has been Johnson’s faithful frontman/on-site representative since he bought up enough stock after the deaths of his business partner Harmon Burns and then Burns’s wife Sue in…

Let he who hasn’t wrestled his wife to the ground because she won’t let go of his phone cast the first stone.

Tell them it was your evil twin! - Tyler Hamilton

Well, I hope Draymond at least sends you a card on Father’s Day.

Why is it so hard for her to admit that? She doubled down and framed this coverage as some form of sexist attack. If she had just said, “my bad” the internet would have moved on by now.

Fuck that guy in particular. 

“there is a thing called submission. Players need to learn to submit to the leadership”

This is entirely possible. I did the opposite in half marathon once where two loops were required before heading back to the start/finish line, I somehow managed to run three loops instead. Not for bragging rights. Because I am a dummy.

especially at the pace she was running. she was on pace for a 3h half marathon. possibly basically everyone else had already done their first lap and she was just following the people in front of her.

If Fireman Ed showed up anywhere in this story, I’d assume it’d be in the indictment. 

possible assuming the possibility of her being a few crayons short of a full box and too stubborn to admit it. so, yes.

That seems to be the case here. When I first started running, I didn’t use any trackers or apps so I had no real sense of the distances I covered. There were so many times where I thought that I had run 4 to 5 miles but subsequently discovered that I barely covered 3 miles.

Once I finished the article that’s my conclusion and it fits every single fact presented.

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

Not that this vapid person needs my defense, but is it not possible that she just plainly fucked up and doesn’t realize it until now?

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

That’s a good value if it include a tube of olive oil.

That clip legit gave me vertigo. I think I would have got sick if I saw that in a theater.