If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.

Young white men sure love Tarantino.

Check, check, check! You forgot Trainspotting though!!

Slavery and feudalism?

“Work” is an exceedingly ambiguous term here. Any system that persists for several generations could be said to “work” but that doesn’t mean they’re all equivalent and interchangeable. Feudalism “worked” for far longer than American-style capitalism has been around but you’d be hard-pressed to find anyone who thinks…

I fit this profile and have never seen The Matrix. The other 2 I own to this day. You forgot, however, the obligatory inclusion of the Boondock Saints which speaks to a very primitive and simplistic view of righteousness and moral superiority.  I own that one as well.

My dog actively tries to kill herself, so I am ever vigilant.  But I will say that having a dog before a kid is good for time management.  From having a dog, I know that I can only stay out 4-5 hours before I am going to have to go home and let the baby out of the cage.  

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

I was thinking that Brown, being the cheapskate that he is, got all excited that he might be able to sign Kaep for dirt cheap until Jerry explicitly told him that they were colluding to keep Kaep out of the league.

“I knew that n-word Kapernik was only in it for the money. The troops fight for our freedoms and what does he fight for, a big fat check from the NFL for him and his homies to cash at the corner store. And before you call me a racist for using the N-word, just know that I heard Little Wayne and Notorios Biggie use it,…

He hasn’t worked at his real job since 2016. I;m not sure what he had stashed away, but if he wants to take the cash, it would make sense to me.

I know it ain’t my fight, but I’m honestly a little disappointed by this. From an outside perspective it looks like Kaepernick decided to take some cash over fighting for his principles. I’m sure it’s likely much more nuanced than that, but with the NDA in place, he’ll never get the chance to explain his reasoning…

1. I lived in Indy for 13 years and am a restaurant/hospitality veteran. I am also a hardcore St. Elmo’s hater. I think it’s over rated, over priced and every time someone comes to town and asks for recommendations for food it causes an unhealthy level of fury when the person they asked says “Elmo’s”

“I mean, if he wants to audition that’s fine, but let’s not get carried away here.”

- Sharon Jones, reading headline

I agree, for the most part, with this. I understand that there are people who have conditions that don’t allow for exercise, and I understand that shouting “Just exercise!” at a depressed person isn’t helpful. But I don’t fully understand the disdain people express towards exercise as an antidepressant. No, it…

I’m trying to wrap my head around the idea that “exercise is the most underutilized antidepressant” is “worrisome.” There are reams and reams of data and studies indicating that exercise’s positive effects are more than just physical, and speaking empirically, I don’t feel the same if I don’t exercise most days. I’m…

It’s honestly SEVERELY underwhelming. The cocktail sauce just has a shitload of fresh grated horseradish. You can get that anywhere really. St. Elmo’s is supposed to be an old school, fancy steakhouse where the $200 a head bill makes sense somehow. I’ve been there 4 times thinking that each previous time, I was there…

First year lawyers in NYC make $180K. That’s why I lived there. If I were a lawyer in your town, I’d probably have made $35K.

Here is my “List of Things For the Single Guy Who Cooks Only For Himself 90% Of The Time To Get At Costco”:

1) scotch
2) pork loin
3) beef tenderloin
4) any beef, really
5) fancy cheese for a cheese/charcuterie board
6) paper products
7) Literally nothing else. You won’t go through perishable goods fast enough before they go…