They’re such dicks! Oooo...I forgot another essential bunny trait: NOSY AS FUCK.

Oh, you sweet summer child. Bunnies are total assholes! I have four of these adorable jagoffs. They are mischievous, devious, and very judgmental.

Oh shit...Wally George!! I forgot all about that fucker. Santa Ana here, got a talking to by my hippie mom about watching that nutbar.

Whew, so glad a fellow perv mentioned this!

Seriously. The high is amazing. Republicans must have been fucking LIT during the Obama years.

Great minds! You beat me to the LLL conclusion, but I surmised she’d have it at home. Probably in the kitchen or den.

Oh man, I bet she has “live, laugh, love” stenciled somewhere in her house.

I feel you. I get irrationally angry just thinking about him getting a state funeral. They better not release his burial site, because I’m sure I’m not alone when I say I’m gonna desecrate the SHIT out of it. Literally.

Omg, the asset freezing and seizing angle gives me shivers of delight! Selling all their shit to repay taxpayers is a recurring wet dream of mine. I want to see the trump family living in a refrigerator box next to a freeway onramp.

Oh god...that asshole probably pronounces “Cool Whip” like Stewie does. You have my permission to throat punch that dude if he ever pulls out that gem in your presence. No jury would ever convict you, my friend.

For real. I think I could do this all sly-like. back away slowly, don’t look it in the eye, don’t acknowledge its existence. Walk away briskly. I mean, our very DNA is begging us to get very far away from that malignant trump cancer!

Whoa...that was fascinating!

Don’t you be embarrassed for loving that movie! It’s campy, has great costumes, and cheesy oneliners. It’s a feel-good movie for everyone! Hee, I use it for background music when I clean the house.

Nah, dude, you’re not alone. I’m a 40yo lady archaeologist and I want this too.

You’re a better professor than I am. My lecture notes are written WITH the aid of alcohol and/or weed. Also, Crown Royal Vanilla is goddamn delicious...fuck those snobs.

There’s always next time!

Omg, GO TO ICELAND. It’s so fucking beautiful! Also, you need to go to the penis museum while you’re there

I’m just gonna go ahead and guess this dude is a power bottom, yearning to be unleashed.

For sure, those are some sweet bewbs.

Jesus Christ, what a complete jagoff.