Man, that’s even better! I hate him with the power of 1000 ready-to-blow anuses.

No gun control! No gun control! You’re the gun control!

It’s so fucking gross. We are in the darkest timeline, friend.

You know what? I’m not even surprised at his lack of empathy and decorum. He’s shown us over and over what a goddamn sociopath he is. His motherfucking quote, “Incredible job, and everybody is talking about it” is tone deaf, nauseating, and insulting.

Agreed. I’m an archaeologist that has excavated more than a few mass grave sites. It is horrific and should be seen by every single human being.

Thank you! I’ve been wondering what to call this purge, and “soft version of ethnic cleansing” is fucking PERFECT. This is exactly what’s happening here and it should scare the shit out of Americans.

Oh gosh, Catalina looks so happy! Thank you for posting...I always look for your updates.

You better not be wearing pants if you were just reading that mommyblog.

Do it. I’ve struggled with addiction issues and find that weed helps with my anxiety, insomnia, and pain from MS. I can’t take benzos anymore because of my addiction, but I find that weed really helps and doesn’t have the same addictive qualities (for me). Get yourself a nice relaxing indica...the bud tenders are…

Haha, that was the best part! I love watching him get all pissy...it warms the cockles of my cold, black heart.

Flemmies are the best! Alfie could’ve fucked that cat up for sure. He was just too chill to even bother, man. My first bun was a Flemmie, and I’ve always wanted another one. I don’t know how, but bossy Nethies usually find their way into my home. Floki, in the pic, is kind of an outlier. He’s half dwarf, but super…

I did not watch it because I get irrationally angry just listening to his voice and watching his weird facial/hand gestures. That being said, he got boos and hisses from Dems when he brought up his “chain migration” bullshit. Here’s a short clip:

Dammit, I’m sorry your bunny couldn’t enjoy outside time without harassment. Also, I hope you have more bunny friends in the future, because we both know how cool they are! I’ve had bunnies my entire life and they are so special. My bunny says hi! Sorry the pic is huge!

Silver linings, right?? Say...you wanna reserve a place in line with me to desecrate it? Could be fun! Full disclosure: I’m an archaeologist and have no qualms about digging his fat ass up and posing it in humiliating positions.

Oh man, don’t even get me started on formalities that will be given to this pos, even in death. Yesterday, I was so mad just thinking about him getting a presidential funeral or any other ceremonial rites. I’m an atheist and usually don’t care about this shit, but it was making me irrationally offended for humankind.

I know that feeling, friend. Must we be forced to participate in this sick asshole’s fantasy/reality funhouse forever? Does Trump have to literally jerk off AND shit his pants on live tv for the gop to see a problem? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, REPUBLICANS?

Jesus, you deserve an extra long Silkwood shower after penning that disturbing, yet sensually accurate fanfic.

For sure. They should have scheduled his sittings in the mornings if they wanted a semi-lucid Trump and a less deranged portrait. Way to go, Gen Kelly & Co! I’m totally convinced that portrait is of a handsome stable genius who is cool, calm, and collected under pressure. Those nukes are in small, but rational hands,…

I wonder if there’s a sassy, blunt German sentiment for “Inappropriate Snort-Laughing Whilst Trying To NOT Vomit.”

The whole thing seems super shady.