Sorry for that kinja shit sandwich! I meant to compliment you on your grossness. I love that you WENT there.

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He’s SO fucking thirsty and desperately pathetic for any kind of approval from elites of any kind. They’re all just a substitute for his dead shitty dad who never loved him. It’s kinda sad, but at this point, I just want him and his entire family to GTFOH.

You know what? It never crossed my mind that he had an official portrait. I forgot all about it because of the never-ending batshit chaos train he’s forcing us to ride on a goddamn daily basis. Ok, so then I actively googled it. Jesus fuck. What a complete nightmare caricature of a living human being. His face and…

It would be irresponsible of us to NOT speculate about DT and Bannon having a passionate, albeit, super gross affair. Many people are saying their trysts have gotten too public, almost like they want to get caught.

Oh, come on. You KNOW Trump would coerce poor Haley Joel into performing a seance. I would like to think Osment would play along...then, bam! Trump finds out his POS daddy hated his pathetic fat ass and thinks he’s always been a total loser. Obvs, this must be on live prime time tv, so we can all enjoy his humiliating…

We’ve had two dogs that benefited greatly from CBD. First, a German Shep with joint issues, then a Pittie. It really helped and gave them freedom from pain.

Thanks dude!

I was kind of scared of rolling this lesson out, but then I was like fuck it! I have a bunch of excited college students who I hope love it. They’ve been pretty fascinated by the idea of it. I hope it bloooowwws their minds wide open on what consent is and is not in historical works of art. I CANNOT WAIT to show them…

I read that too, and was enraged on your behalf. I promise, I only use my bunny powers for the light and love I get from all the posters here. That said, I’m wondering if we could start championing causes we’re passionate about here, in the hopes that other posters will pass it on. I’ve been sharing a lot of these…

We’re here for you when you get those thoughts. I’ve struggled with anxiety and depression for more than half my life. I have had many suicidal thoughts, but was able to talk it out. If you ever find yourself in that dark place, please contact these sites: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org

Aww man...I sent a pic of my bunny to you bc I thought you were feeling overwhelmed and sad. I’m really sorry if it was inappropriate. But if you ever wanna snuggle with FOUR awesome bunnies, just holla.

U of MN grad here: I think I can help in this endeavor. It is known that I was the number 1 brutal spanker from the program. I’m ruthless and have no mercy. I don’t even get grossed out easily since I’m an archaeologist that deals with dead rotting stuff all the time. Lemme know when I’m needed.

Aww man...that sucks. Well, your non-comments are enjoyed by me!

Do you have the same user name over there? I have been lurking for years, but have never made a non-comment because I’m too chicken. There are some fucking smart folks over there.

There are certainly no dick jokes allowed in the non-comments.

Uh oh...I smell a Wonkette reader with that canned clams inquiry. You monster!

Me too, bb. Here, have a bunny sleeping on my bed:

Oh, but now they’re claiming he didn’t say it and that the lone dem in the meeting was lying. Fuckers.

Marzipan looks so much like a toy stuffie...just wanna hug her floof!