Accordion kicked in Yo.

So everyone in jalopnik flip cars now?

just do it.

a quick search online using a few keywords "(brand) odometer correction tool" and you'll see the amounts of devices available.

Wife sale.

"if you choose N'sync please leave."

Some countries (like Brazil) won't accept and register a used car from another country.

wow, butthurt much?

A Citroen Xsara. Saw an ad at a local newspaper, paid about 2 grand plus a few tickets from the previous owner.
I fell for the "don't know what happened" and thought that would be an easy fix. Cranking the engine felt like only the timing was a bit off.

"I'm not stupid enough to race that butt-head."

This.
In High School i've bought a non-running 2000 Citroen Xsara for about US$2000 + few registration taxes and tickets.
I fell for the "don't know what happened" and cranking the engine felt like only the timing was a bit off.
on the way home bought the belts and tensioners and started the work on the same day.…

Would you buy an Evoque?

With eletronics, a company coined a term, "Ghost shift" for products made on the same factory as the originals but with worst components and build quality.
I believe it was SanDisk when was having issues with SD cards.

I will own one of those.

Brake fluid?

Karmann-Ghia and VW factory are about a mile apart here in Brazil, on the Anchieta highway.

late `90 F1 cars we're so good looking, and i had a thing for the B&H Jordans

MP Lafer.
Those things are (like most brazilian kit cars) a VW beetle. All that Fiberglass is trying to be a MG TF.

This answer deserves a post of its own.

Citroën xxm or xantia?