It can be very difficult to apologize for something you don’t regret saying

Don't forget ones that went so John Bolton wouldn't, in his words, "die in a rice paddy".

Putin: Walk up the stairs with TP on your shoe.

At the next campaign rally: “The Democrat babies made such a big deal about a little toilet tissue stuck to my shoe! Such a big issue. Well I’ve stopped wiping my ass, so the joke’s on them, folks! The joke’s on them.”

He makes Chris Christie “clean the Jersey turnpike” for him.

I share the house with  a human who is a Cleveland fan (not on the bandwagon: born there and born into it). He smiled when he woke up and read this. He hates the Cubs almost as much as any Cardinals fan can hate them. Good riddance to Joe Maddon for the season.

Something something emails, vagina, Pizzagate, emails, Benghazi.

“Stupid” is the wrong word.  In some sense he’s a genius at reading a certain kind of person and telling them what they want to hear.

Tuba Lube would kill to be as accomplished as Michelle Obama. All this spermburping jerk has done is be blonde and racist. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

“But you, yourself, will be the greatest loser in the long term. You will lose your family.”

$36,000 is peanuts for an event for a charity of that size. Fucking peanuts. I’ve raised more than that as a board member for a small, massively underfunded and un-trendy non-profit in my small hometown packed full.of needy non-profits. That this bitch thought that her granddaughter’s health and well-being was worth…

I don’t even think that’s ‘Macho Asshole’ so much as it is protecting a child. Seriously, I shudder to think what my grandmother would have done if she was ever told anything like this was happening in our family. They would never find a trace of that motherfucker again and she’d sleep as peacefully as a baby.

Right? I mean.... WHERE ARE HIS FACE BONES?? For the love of holy pancakes, what is holding his skin up? 

The people mocking his goatee aren’t taking into consideration the fact that without it, his head would look like a volleyball.

Have you seen what his old boss passes off as hair?

Their motto; Pro choice for me but pro life for thee.

Him, Sebastian Gorka, Roger Stone...they’re all egotistical, sociopathical assholes who gaslight the fuck out of everyone.

Cheating in 2000, Russians in 2016.

The best people. Only the best people.