This. A LIFETIME government appointment should warrant your ENTIRE LIFE to be placed under scrutiny. If the job he’s applying for had term limits I also may be willing to entertain the “statute of limitations” counter-argument, but for SCOTUS?

I mean, who among us hasn’t fucked a jar of Miracle Whip during the NBA playoffs?

He’s eaten his poop and the poop of others. He’s been clean and sober from that for a while now. 

Four times for me. Five is coming sooner rather than later. I believe there will be a day when we can be with all of them again. I have to: because I miss them all once they’re gone.

I am a full-on dog person. Always have been, always will be. I have owned dogs for most of my life.

WHY isn’t he in jail for blowing an unarmed CHILD’S head off?

So he can be president?

They need to make a movie of the week about those two trying to solve the mystery. It should be a comedy. Perhaps give them matching Sherlock Holmes outfits and they would have terrible catch phrases like “wonder-trump powers activate!”. Of course, they should never be able to actually solve the mystery because…

accused of price fixing between Christie’s and Southerby’s. The woman at the center of if agreed to a plea deal to keep her out of prison if she implicated Taubman. 

That Giuliani picture is the closest human representation of the Disappointed Kermit I’ve ever seen.

you mean that dinner that celebrates the immigrants victory over the natives?

I hate you that I had to Google whether that actually existed...

“Good crowd!”

Animal...husbandry? Are you doing a ‘one of these things is not like the others’ thing? 

Showing up disheveled and unshaven isn’t not a look I’d expect from most Congressmen, especially on days where he was going to chair an important televised hearing he hoped to use in campaign ads. 

That might be an odd misuse of the term animal husbandry. But kind of hilarious.

The republicans are defending a traitor.

Honestly, I think a large part of the problem with the House began with the “reforms” in 1994-1996 when Gingrich and the Moral Majority came into power and stripped the standing committees of the vast majority of their nonpartisan staffers and experts.

Okay that works too. I meant implode more in the clubhouse sense. Doubt the atmosphere is too good in there and it is all Matheny and Mozeliak’s fault.

“Dave Shelley and Chainsaw ensemble”