“Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism"

“This girl really likes me. And all I have to do is send her the plane fare from the Ukraine to Providence and we’re totally going to hook up.”

See, it’s funny because the government is doing something awful to children. 

“Odor’s foot was a good three feet below Simmons’ nuts. Total half-assed effort there!”

“Cats and Dogs sniffing each other!”

There is no law that says that a President cannot be indicted for a crime. It is only a Justice Department guideline. In other words, a norm. Considering all the norms and guidelines this administration has broken, I would be disappointed if the decision about whether to indict or not is based on some policy, and not…

Brent Bozell is a lying grifter and can get fucked.

I’m not a racist, but I think schools should be segregated because some students are racists and integrating schools will lead to racial tension.

“The Bucks should not hire this coach because there is the possibility that some person will become obsessed with them, and then kidnap, poison, and hold them hostage. Then eventually they will eat the coach. It’s really a horrible situation, and I can’t believe people behave this way. It’s disgusting.”

“People are saying... “

This is just the typical argument of the misogynist/racist/homophobe who doesn’t like owning up to his prejudice and thus projects it onto someone else, then claims that the prejudice of “those people over there” creates a lamentable reality that the target of the prejudice must tolerate.

Rabies builds character!

Unless he was just in Spanish class.

Even worse was his anointment as “America’s Mayor.” Fuck him. He was “America’s Mayor” like the Dallas Cowboys were “America’s Team.”

He will need to “spend time with his family”.

It’s like 45 went on fox and friends and said all those bat shit crazy things so they sent Giuliani out to try and out crazy him.

This season of Celebrity Attorney is off to a great start.

Apparently you don’t follow Deadspin that much. David’s reporting is the best. And I say this, even if I’m still in the greys.

Being originally from Pittsburgh, I was privy to plenty of stories of Bruno’s kindness. Always had time for people, always with a smile.