He’s like a Ken doll, but with less screen presence.

And remember, above all, this is the kind of man who lies about his marathon times.

As funny as the spineless jokes are, Paul Ryan didn’t kowtow to Trump because he was a spineless coward. He did it because he knew that Trump could only be the useful idiot he needed to get his agenda passed if he was constantly placated. Keeping Trump’s ego nice and plump was simply a necessary precondition to…

The guy who got punched works for WTMJ? He really should’ve seen that punch coming.

Christians always try so hard to repress their homosexual urges, but it never works.

I bet he had some thoughtful and nuanced takes on events in Ferguson.

He seems responsible.

I read your comment as “genetic losers” and it still works.

This is less like a snake eating its own tail than a dog eating its own shit.

Part of me wants him to join and speak up with all of the other Parkland survivors. This is someone who thought in the moment, “What can I do to prevent more loss of life” and took action. I think his instincts are a powerful symbol of the goodness in people.

It does make me smile to think of a Russian getting all up in the Huckster’s ass. Art imitates life.

“And don’t forget Giancarlo Stanton.”

Or Yosemite Sam...

Less than 275 miles away in Tarrant County Jail, resides one Ethan Couch. He is serving time in prison for the deaths he caused when he was 16 (killing 4 people in a drunk driving wreck in 2013). He was sentenced in 2016, not for the actual crime he committed in 2013, but due to violating his probation after video…

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

Tables, Walkers, and Wheelchairs Match.

That would explain the stumbling gait.

Nope. The only part of his body that’s ever come close to exertion is his mouth.

But what if theres a duel and then they make a musical about it?

Sea Boar is not nearly as powerful as Microphone Wind.