I was more surprised when I found out that hot, local singles won’t bang me tonight.
Fuck you, he’s a hard worker and he’s a winner.
Mike Pence was probably like “What’s with the fucking vans outside my house? What did I fuck up this time?”
I would absolutely love it if Trump has scheduled a bunch of random citizens with the same name as famous athletes. How great would it be to see them announce “Tim Tebow” and have some random scrawny kid from Arizona walk in?
Toradol may not be addictive unto itself, but not being in pain or being in far less pain can become something a person would have an addiction like reaction to. This could leave to a craving or a feeling of need of Toradol.
All I know is that the two times I’ve been in the ER for stones I’ve been given Toradol and it’s definitely a “high” feeling. Maybe it has to do with the direct injection into the bloodstream? Either way it’s serious stuff.
Holy shit! Toradol is no joke. I’ve been given it for kidney stone pain and it is like pure ecstasy running through your veins and you forget pretty quick that you have a bolder plowing its way through your ureters and urinary tract. And they take this for their normal aches and pains? Cripes!
+1 Groundie
I’ll fly in for James Shields demolition night.
Rufinol, apparently.
You’d love my proctologist. Great guy. Dr. Adolf Shitler.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said it was “absurd” to think that a link between football and brain disease has been proven.
We had a great run with him. But Peyton never felt much like ours to me. Which is fine cause I find him to be a big wank.
Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch
I’m pretty sure that Texas doesn’t fund schools anymore, just HS football stadiums...
Looks like RGIII is gettin’ ready to take a couple steamy browns if you ask me.
It’s not a burrito without the tortilla — you’re just eating a bowl of shit.
Being in attendance for this event was one of the best experiences I’ve ever had in my years as a Rays fan. To see the team, the community, the staff and players all come together the way they did was truly spectacular. It showed that Love does win.
/crickets