I’m sure Bob Epstein can pull a joke out of this...

Linda Tripp

You forgot the mini golf course on I-5 at San Ysidro

Your forgot the gold crown moulding

Awesome! and reptiles too!

I say Vancouver, especially since the franchise has moved

Let’s see, One son has been busted in a foreign country, the other can’t play, the father is a head case and the number one draft pick is about to become the Larue Martin of the Lakers, seems like everything’s coming up Ball!

Can you imagine what an outlier Lonzo is going to be in the next 3-4 months, a draft bust, someone who talks inside stuff to Pops, and a eunich when it comes to telling the old man to shove off. Players will side with Walton, as this guy is now a major distraction, and every player is fighting for their own job. He’s…

There is a sadly sick part of me that somehow just envisioned a sequined Jeff Sessions being thrown for a triple by a cowboy attired Roy Moore, while “That Jingle Jangle feeling” sings in the background.

As I’ve gotten older, I seem to be having more incompletions

hey can run him over to the Rams game lickity Split

In Alabama he can now run for Solicitor General, and be endorsed by Roy Moore!

This old shitback has been on the wrong side of EVERYTHIMG as a career nipple sucker on the public dole. Name a cause or non conservative cause and he is always sprouting off about it to his ultra conservative legions in OC. No doubt he is hiding something, as those who make the most noise and sound the most insane…

Asshole was using you as a prop

The last guy I saw wear those glasses was Jeff Dahmer

I’m pretty, pretty, pretty sure some Oranatangs have hepatitis ridden orange feces

Fatso is’nt some tettering old senior, that bloat is hacking golf balls at a record clip

Sorry but the base has spent their monthly cash on powerball tickets

Thanks Steve!

How many takes and how much splicing and coaching did it take to get this sack to perform?