The face is like whip cream on a pile of steaming shit

Everytime I see her face I understand why she is Pro Life. That mug of hers looks like it was dodging the coathanger for months on end.

He is trying to cover up the flop sweat on his chicken fat ridden skin

Blimpy probably broke the stair chair

The goldplated Rascal cart was having a broken axle repaired.

I can’t stand how this little asswipe is not being sheunned for his part in the most fucked thing that will happen to outr country in my lifetime. How dare this shit act like it;s all to be treated like a little joke. You and that sow who is clomping around telling more lies should be locked up for perpetrating…

You sound like my kind of investor, lets get you in on the ground floor. I’ve got this guy named Maddoff who is advising me.

Oh Mary!

Something is fishy, where’s Mrs. Paul?

I’m sure you can buy a Dodge Challenger in Neurosyphilis Orange.

Look at you Bix, nice job, glad to see your skills used for things other then the squared circle.!

Let’s stay local with the
Go-w-anus Water

Ever been to Indiana?

Anti vax, tin foil hats, I hope those who try this get the most Flagyl resistant shits on the face of the earth. Lets let them enjoy their little anti-science party as test their little game against nature’s hidden treasures. Seems like a good time to discuss natural selection.

Hope you enjoy that next time a deer conks out in a reservoir

I am getting ready for tomorrow’s big storm by harvesting smow for my new “snow water”, I’ll be avaiable in stores as soon as it’s treated im y hothouse and sauna.

Would you like to invest in my herbicide free, free range, raw water leach farm?

thank you.

Why do we keep expecting a rational response form irrational people. The whole lot of these fuckheads are endangering our safety by allowing this bullshit with Trump to go on. The lack of response should send any rational person to the voting booth (if we are not under marshall law after the war starts) with vengeance…

I can’t imagine Tyron Lue asking this of anyone