You think that's bad? Wait until you see the U-235 players blow up.

"The religion of peace."

If I were in front of a camera while that happened I would have totally made it a point to immediately check on the person to see if they're okay (even though it looked very minor) so then I could watch the video later and jerk off to all of the "what a class act" posts I would accumulate.

blaze matuidi

Instead of spending money to adopt this horrible demon dog, I'm just gonna saw my right calf off with a rusty butter knife. Same result; free.

I'm more of a don't touch anything that doesn't belong to you type of guy.

It's probably someone who pays for both spots, but instead some parking vigilante gets his panties in a wad seeing that and decides to ruin the guys car for no good reason.

if at an apt building or condo... and he paid for both spaces... who's the dbag now?

"I DRIVE A SPORTS CAR! LOOK AT MY HORSECOCK!!!"

Notice truck guys never make insecure fantastical remarks about your dick? They don't need to, they're already plowing your wife.

I think those are the proverbial exceptions that prove the rule. Both teams were sold under duress: if Donald Sterling and Robert Levenson hadn't made dumb racist comments, neither team would have been for sale.

Here's the thing that people don't realize.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Enough with the knee-jerk, anti-corporate nonsense. In the real world, the things you use have to get from point A to point B, and there are entire careers based around making that happen. If you have a better way besides just shutting down the economy when the weather isn't perfect, I'm sure they'd be all ears…

That seems like a fairly knee-jerk response. Fatalities on highways involving rigs hauling hazardous materials are fairly infrequent (especially compared to fatalities on highways not involving Hazmat carriers). I mean, by extension, couldn't your argument be made to say that as soon as there's a couple inches of snow…

1. Play all remaining games against the Harlem Globetrotters

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Never mind (Wikipedia). Soccer never ceases to amaze me. This is what we need in a America: an annual football tournament in which me and some guys from my town could play the Broncos.

They're illegal there!

And they have radar detector detectors, though I think I read somewhere that you can actually get a radar detector detector jammer.

Well, we are still in the murder business, but I fear that relatively few of our citizens know enough about physics to teach it.

america: first thing first we're the realest