I posted this comment yesterday to add to a similar article, and I feel it could add some understanding with this crowd too, with regard to ever expanding checked bag fees -

So you know which ones to murder, of course.

some sad flopsweaty douchebag clown's painfully embarrassing grab for viral attention

The gawker writer snark is strong in this one. I just usually sub out the word "white" and replace it with "black" in these types of articles, see if it still looks like something they'd write.. and of course it isn't. That usually sniffs out the loser writers.

"Does it even matter whether this is just the clueless desperation of a mortgage-choked suburban Dad Type, or passive-aggressive crypto-racist culture-warrior self-congratulation?"

Geez man, chill out. It's just a stupid video. You are in for a miserable life if you let harmless shit like this get to you. This…

Having cruised with Royal for over 10 years (14 cruises) I have to say that i think they do a good job overall. They are trying to make a vacation for everybody and packing it full of gimmicks to set themselves apart and appeal to the widest audience. I would highly suggest taking a trip on one of their Oasis class…

There must be something wrong with me because I don't mind this family. I live in Park Slope so I see the worst families daily and can guess none of them even know how to rap. Stop hating on these people because they're white and privileged and HAPPY. If this were a black family there would be no story.

Wait, are these people white? I couldn't quite figure it out from the copy. I eventually gave up trying to wade through all the self-loathing here.

DOCTORS HATE HIM!

I don't really like the videos, but I dislike your critique of them even more. It's as if you have a personal vendetta against these people. They're corny, but it's not really worth writing about. Especially with such vitriol.

Thank goodness this blogger named Al referenced the race of this family multiple times; I would have been unaware otherwise! And extra points for finding some way to fit in some sort of racism argument. This blog is the best!

When did it become ok to seriously criticize people for being white? This post is just whiny bullshit. Write about something real.

We get it. You're too cool to even like white people; much less be a white person. What kind of douche bag writes an entire blog about these douche bags?

For the price, they can't be beat. You have to like drinking to much, eating to much and gambling to much. At least on non Disney boats. There is also the occasional swimming and beach going.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

True, and Dwight is very good at throwing bricks.

Depending on how safe your neighborhood is, camping in the backyard is not an issue, and they are kids, not adults.

If you cannot afford an hotel room, you shouldn't have a car.

Based on what? Broad shoulders? Being seven feet tall doesn't make you a bad ass, and it sure doesn't mean you know how to throw a punch. I'd be a lot more afraid of Tony Allen than Dwight Howard.

Guess he'll just have to worry about PEDicures now.