They need to branch their luxury cars off into their own "brand" like Toyota did with Scion, except with good cars instead of whatever Scions are.

How do we get this man's comment out of pending approval so everyone can see it!

Shortly after the fire was contained investigators determined that the blaze originated from a 2004 XJ8 that was undergoing electrical repairs from a previous fire.

Holy fucking crap, Diana. I'm as liberal as they come and I generally assume accused rapists are most likely guilty, but your treatment of this is unbelievably fucked up and biased. This is just absurd and irresponsible. I'm actually kind of disgusted. How can you guys excuse this sort of shit? Fox News could learn a…

Yes, his response to rumors of where the alleged assault took place and denying that his client had committed the additional offense of breaking and entering was slut shaming at its finest.

Translation : Deadspin will adamantly defend any rape accuser without all the facts and basically agree and point fingers at the accused and say they are a dirty rapist; and if we're wrong we totally will just let it go by and never reference it again without apology.

If you call putting your client's side of the events in a mostly dispassionate voice and releasing it, slut shaming, then you're right...

In a rape case it helps to show the alleged victim consented to sex.

I dont agree with any of your stupid translations.

Translation: Lawyers of people accused of rape are not allowed to defend their client.

generally agree, but the neck and face tattoo ban was a solid idea.

With any luck, the next time he misses an international flight it'll be on a return leg and we as a nation can live Will-Free for at least a few more hours.

He paid for a seat contingent on him arriving on time then didn't. This isn't an overbooking issue.

Gee...I wonder who United would rather deal with on a 12+ hour flight. A wealthy, polite business traveler or a high-maintenance douchebag diva who dresses like a reject from an old Michael Jackson video?

"Your Honor, I think what's being ignored here is the fact that this so-called 'victim' is also partially NOT paralyzed! I move to dismiss the case." —World's worst defense attorney

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

As opposed to ye olde "This thing bothers me, so I'm going to present it as if it were the rule rather than an exception" gambit. Perhaps I should quote you own words:

I'm sorry you don't have anyone that can cook worth a shit in your family, or that they all suck bad enough to ruin good food. I'll have 2nds with both families this year in your honor.

Being a frequent flier with the airline, or a partner airline. Usually several levels, in the case of US Airways (who I fly 99% of the time these days) 25000 (silver), 50000 (gold), 75000 (platinum), and 100000 (Chairman's) miles per year. As you go up the ladder, the perks get better, various fees go away, you get…

"We're gonna be inspecting assholes. Sorry, people."