One of the worst parts of the Clinton campaign was realizing the only reason many are voting for her is because she wasn’t Trump. Not exactly a strong coalition.

Some friends were chatting about this last night when it really started to look bleak and we wondered if all those times as kids we said that we would sell our souls to the devil for the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series, if Satan himself arrived last night to receive his payment.

Despair is the realm of cowards.

This man’s irrational hatred of 1980's Republic of Ireland Football Player Kevin Moran and his family knows no bounds.

Work the shaft!

If you’re low on guilt, you can substitute a little schmaltz. Throws off the mouth feel though.

More like 12 hours. But who’s counting?

ALL HAIL KING ERIC!

I’m very popular with the Indians, very popular. All the best Indians. Not like Pocahontas over there

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

35th of Novnever

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Nah, they were going nowhere in 2014 and got a good return for him in ERod. They could have upped their offer a bit after 2014, but paying a reliever that contract is inherently risky, even as good as Miller’s been. Plus the Yankees never won a playoff game while he was with them. Win-win!

Does it have something to do with Chris Cornell?

Jerry Richardson’s comments were quite illuminating:

It took a while, but it looks like this fan base has embraced the wide Right.

Nothing wrong with a little 5-on-1.