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Where are the goals going to come from?

75 million to get rid of Rooney would’ve been pretty good on its own

He was likely gone after next year anyway, given IT’s impending contract.

It’s official!

Or as the Jets call it, OTAs.

Sorry Fredo. When you’re out, you’re out.

Angry Juventus Ultras vs. Welsh police.

This is no time for joking.

Fuck your feelings

Drew went on Barstool when he was hawking his book.

The finals start when BRAD FUCKING STEVENS says they start

I really hope Arsenal enjoy Thursday nights in Slovenia next year.

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Dear Markelle Fultz:

Someone needs a Glasgow handshake

Nah Jeets