WE MUST ELIMINATE ALL JOY.

something something Massholes something something Barstool something something Simmons something something Trump.

Constant repetition of NO ONE DENIES THIS within close proximity to Patriots’ wins

Hot

This is awful.

Everpound is Everton’s porn name

Looks like he was playing in the new MLS Mode

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

“Because I’m a dumb cunt” strangely absent

Just thank God it wasn’t DMX

Good pick

This same excuse failed me when I got caught stealing a Playboy from Windham’s pharmacy in 1989

“Mark...need a ride to the airport?”

Initially, he’ll be satisfied with the contract, but he’ll be looking to sign a new one an hour later.

if you painted George Karl red he’d look just like Hydra commander from Captain America

Half Nelson is honestly one of the most moving films I’ve ever seen.

I heard YaYa Toure got a pudding drip at the same clinic

I can’t wait until America is Great Again.

Setting up the classic “If he was truly guilty of this murder, would he be dumb enough to admit to it via tattoo?” defense