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“Dear Marc: Are you available to officiate this weekend?”

Have we considered the possibility that he’s actually joining the Trump administration as Secretary of Education?

2016...the gift that keeps on giving

Tough to accomplish this when the lower class warriors have been suckered into fighting on the side of the rich. ‘cause brown people.

-Voting machines in 2020

In fairness, he said he was going to drain the swamp.

Are we 100% sure this wasn’t the 2nd coming of Christ?

I don’t want nobody to feel uncomfortable.

Pablo Sandoval was on deck

The man can sure wear the fuck out of a douchey hat, though

Who has made more money in a profession in which they are demonstrably terrible than Jeff Fisher?

(((cums)))

Pish posh.

Why do they have angst? The whole world knows, before the season even starts, exactly how it’s going to finish for them.

I need my brain.

In terms of whining, Wenger makes Jim Harbaugh look like Bill Belichick

Given his record, this is the face he’s going to have to make when visiting top recruits if he hopes to restock the roster

Watching this game...Christ almighty, is there a whinier group of players, coaches, and supporters in world sports than Arsenal?