When will the “We’re getting an audit that’s worse than a colonoscopy” shirt available?

there were about 8 things in that video that will give Phil Mushnick shpilkes

Still holding out hope for the Tahoe Thundercunts

what’s that old saying about the definition of insanity?

I’m guessing that’s not a compliment...

Hope Solo is the worst soccer Miss

I don’t get the outrage on this one. It’s a joke.

How much more than the appointment of Steve Bannon to a position in the White House do you need to see before rebuking?

I certainly agree with everything you just said. It’s just that, when I err, I prefer to err opposite the side of the fourth Reich

Yeah, amazing how fast we go to that

Yeah...I’m the one not goosestepping

The price you pay for electing a fetid skin tag to destroy our country is that we, as a nation, have to endure a little racism. Small price to pay, really, to have such excellence in the Oval Office.

Well, maybe, but at least with one of the options, fucking dead-cokehead-founded Breitbart wouldn’t be the de facto media arm of the United States government.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

Good timing on that game in Mexico, NFL.

It’s a complicated metaphor for Trump’s first week as president elect.

Has the election taught you nothing?

Even squirrels are lawless in Obama’s Chicago.