Watching him debate Elizabeth Warren is going to make Trump look like Socrates

this is bad cyber

Nobody respects women more than Donald Trump.

Texas public schools are firmly entrenched as some of the most mediocre in the country. I really don’t see how hundreds of millions of dollars could improve them.

he was just trying to deflate Blount’s calf

The Red Sox not re-signing him was, perhaps, the biggest mistake they’ve made since Bagwell for Larry Anderson (yes, even bigger than AGon and Crawford)

/Bill James cums

These email leaks are the best definition of the word “Meh” yet devised.

Tie-Breaker Morant

Poop Division: America’s premier, fecal-centric 80s post-punk cover band

Few people or organizations have ever gotten fantastically rich while being generous with “the little people.”

/Florida

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Gronk chanelling John Wensink was the highlight of the weekend for me

In fairness, Cam has taken so many head shots that he continued to answer questions for the rest of the day.

That was more forced than Natalie Portman’s line reads in the Star Wars prequels

thoughts and prayers to your family

That’s not a rifle scope. It’s a cartographer’s mark.

Sickening.

I first scored on myself at 12, and continue to do so whenever possible.