Chris Broussard is perfect for Fox. Always wrong, arrogant enough to think he can speak for God, and obsessed with what people do with their genitals.

If the Cubs win the World Series, how long will they reign before their fans are deemed insufferable?

No idea. I’m back to gray, anyway, so I’ve apparently be disavowed

Sounds like my wife during our honeymoon

That was an effective allegory for our current political climate

The phrase “college scholars” used as a slur.

I work in the same building as WEEI. Your assessment of them as “chuckleheads” doesn’t even begin to tell the story.

Was there any evidence that Scherzer’s pitch to Pederson was sub-optimal due to fatigue?

Dusty Baker wears sweatbands all season for no reason at all for moments just like this.

When you’re with Kobe, best just lay back and enjoy it until it’s over.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug

Mushnick

“I also love Chinese food. Or, as they call it here, food.”

Who knew there was a word for that...and that it wasn’t German?

With that ‘do, I’d say Kaep is well positioned to lead the 49ers to the 1972 Superbowl

If what’s already come to light isn’t enough to keep him from getting elected, nothing will.

Still my favorite Simpsons moment:

How am i supposed to fill those four hours each day now? Talk to my family?

He’s morphing into Guy Fieri