I support women.

You know how I know there’s no god?

confess, I am totally guilty of that myself...but I don’t think I’d skim through 50 of his online articles. Just sayin’

You hate it so much you scan through 50 articles?

We also would have accepted “Fine Young Cannibals”

She was the “everyman voice of the real American,” until it was embarrassing to admit that

Wait until January. You won’t be able to find a single Trump supporter on the planet. They’ll suddenly disappear like Keyser Soze.

There’s room for him on Revis Continent

The possible convergence of:

Dusty Baker wearing wristbands as a manager is the most under-reported story in sports history

You’re too kind

Phil Mushnick isn’t going to need any Cialis this weekend

Sideshow Bob + the guy from Memento=

I would give $100,000 to the NRA if Donald Trump lets me punch him in the cock.

In a related note, why does Cal Ripken’s in-game commentary make less sense than Flavor Flav? Are we sure he’s not suffering from dementia?

Nationals owner Ted Lerner is worth $5.2 billion, yet he got the city to pay for the entire park.

I keep flipping from not gray to gray. I have no idea why

There is unrest in Toronto

That foul by Napoli may land during game 2

Good work, commissioner John Hurt in Contact