“Not my cup of tea.”

PHRASING!

He’s also concerned that the helmet will throw off his balance, negatively impacting his strikeout-to-Ewok ratio

Shoemaker noted that, “If I take another blow to the head, it could be the Endor me.”

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Based on this picture, it looks like the Kessel run couldn’t possibly be more than about 10 feet

...and make sure you invite his neck, too

Pole...Prostitute...Cocaine...Canada

Their Pythagorean record is an unimpressive 82-80

i don’t know what happened.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Pfft

Las Vegas has a way of ripping out your kidney, stitching you back up, leaving you in a tub full of ice, and leaving a note telling you to call 911 when you wake up

Rex Ryan:

Widow’s peak on fleak

Here’s a palate cleanser

The North remembers

+1 groan