Why should I do what their own fans are unwilling to do

Another thing they all have in common: none of them have been in my kitchen

You’ll notice that the thing uniting all the players listed above is that they are talented and entertaining players

You fucked ‘em right in the head, Samer

I’m incredibly qualified to judge managerial skill

With their mastery of all things social media, I predict big things from Trump’s new #BigLeagueTruthTeam!

A minority screwed on a ruling by judge Thomas?

I retract “dignity” and “respect”

He looks a little bit like Zinedine Zidane, but without all the menace. And dignity, skill, and respect.

You rang?

+1 milkshake

-Joseph Goebbels

Can’t wait for the “All cancers matter!” protests during breast cancer awareness month

“He’s got a point!”

You’ve gone and gotten yourself all upset about a scenario that exists only in your head.

2tupid

That explains why they make Hootie cry