Drew - read your excellent Trump essay from GQ. Have you gotten any frightening responses? And were you worried about what might happen before it ran?

Is anyone on the Deadspin staff planning to (non-ironically) vote for Trump?

BOOM!

Not arguing with his stance, but just want to make sure i’m clear on this:

That would at least explain his lack situational awareness

Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.

This is a great point. If nothing else, Trump is a paragon of marital virtue.

It’s funnier if you imagine that the fan was John Henry

I’m no longer worried that this shaved ape might become president.

Heh

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

How might the Reds feel about that phone right now?

Please clap

I think it was sweet that both teams went out for Happy Meals, then a pool party, after the game

How’s that Respect campaign coming along?

This fuckface is trying so hard to ruin 2004 for me.

It’s so simple...all he needed was to move to an inferior team in an inferior league and, PRESTO!, he’s useful!