live look-in at NC GOP headquarters:

I didn’t ask which would you choose

No it’s not.

I think, if you were speaking from the perspective of Colin Kaepernick, the degree to which someone is a racist is irrelevant. If he thinks you’re a racist, he’s not going to get much comfort from voting for you just because you’re not as racist as the alternative.

You sound fun

I’m guessing it still burns when you pee

This is what makes the relegation/promotion model so great.

“To me, it was embarrassing to watch that these are our two candidates,” Kaepernick said Tuesday. “Both are proven liars and it almost seems like they’re trying to debate who’s less racist. And at this point, talking with one of my friends, it was, you have to pick the lesser of two evils, but in the end, it’s…

Seems fitting that the Red Sox and Cubs will be meeting in the World Series just as the Trump apocalypse ends the planet

This sets up the possibility that Bryant suffers a career-ending injury if he takes a knee during the anthem.

Gamecocks helmet

can’t blame him for trying to get a leg up

Jurassic Pork

You’re too kind

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

INVISIBLE ELLIPTICAL MACHINE!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Same thing happened to Antonio Cromartie but, in fairness to the refs, his shoes were 10 feet long.

the perfect marriage of David Lee Roth and Paul Stanley