No.  They are all ugly trash.

I fucking hate these things. They’re not even recyclable at most recycling facilities.  Once they hit their inevitable Beanie Baby crash, these things are going to be filling landfills for millennia.

Is it possible for me to just shoe horn that I think Funko toys are kind of the worst? Or is this a “let people have fun” moment?

Is the update that you can get one in stores now?

So... Does this mean that the next film will be Shin Godzilla X Shin Ultraman X Shin Kamen Rider?

As a non-American, I had to smile at your comment because it’s such an American way of viewing the issue. Whether from the left or the right, it always comes down to money. The article and a lot of the author’s critics make the point that she’s profiting from Mexicans’ pain, and your proposed remedy is that the…

True Anon is the only Epstein podcast. Accept no substitutes

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Pee IS stored in the balls!

Even a German in Tokyo knows it’s best to distance oneself from claiming the Orioles.

If he’s a real Caruso, he’ll follow this peak performance by quitting the Lakers in order to try out for movie roles.

A master Brewer knows when not to overdo the hops

Lauren Duca (maybe) got drunk at a work party and did some stupid shit in 2015. It (probably) led to her moving on from HuffPo.  Since then, she’s gone viral and moved up in the world, but “everybody” (the media cliques running around on the east coast) still subtweets about her stupid shit. Jezebel’s tired of the…

can anyone give a TLDR? I got about a third of the way through before I gave up looking for the thread

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