After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Is Deadspin anti-Romo? We can’t even have one semi-entertaining, knowledgeable broadcaster?

Somewhere in Boston, an intern is secretly creating a “Known Rapist” chyron for next season. 

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

His willingness to commit to baseball, before switching to pro football bodes well for his career in the NFL, where players are strongly cautioned against taking any firm stance.

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

Agreed. Even though he only played a short time, I enjoyed every manute.

And here with your comment you have perfectly demonstrated my point. There is no winning here, there is nothing he can say to satisfy you, and that’s not necessarily a personal you.

Or stand-up comedians will joke about ANYTHING, especially with one another because people in that line of work don’t actually believe that hardly anything is actually off limits. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can’t wait for next year’s sit down with Bill Simmons to review the Fast and Furious films.

Yeah but still.

Chris Mullin got a cup?

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth

Spittle Caesars 

Also, baseball in Cuba. It’s like European soccer, in terms of fandom and behavior. We got great seats behind and to the right of home plate for a few bucks—sitting among cigar-smoking generals and their families. It was a great time:

Slight correction - 2010 Lakers fans ARE current day Warriors fans.