“1 for 3 or 1 and 3, either sounds pretty damn efficient to me.”

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

I cannot wait for Marshawn Lynch to start on the New England Patriots.

I don’t understand why this isn’t addressed by the GM and/or owner? You know it’s a problem. It’s always been a problem, so find a solution. The team already has someone steal the red challenge flag out of his pocket without him knowing in the last 2 minutes, so he doesn’t throw it and get a penalty. Why not demand…

Really, as a rule, we should probably assume there’s a substantial amount of corruption in any sport that has (a) lots of money being wagered on it and (b) people aren’t making tons of money playing it.

The CBA stats leaders is a world class Remember Some Guys in action.

It’s stuff like this that makes me skeptical about Aaron Rodgers as far as a human being. He’s an insanely gifted athlete, no doubt about that. But you’re complaining b/c you think you have a reliable strategy for winning a coin flip?

Still sounds like Daniel Day-Lewis performing Shakespeare compared to Phil Simms.

Can’t really disagree with any aspect of that analysis. Solid work.

For those who didn’t see the game, let me summarize Chris Collinsworth’s commentary:

THE OVERTIME COIN DIDN’T FLIP!!! I don’t even...what the fuck is happening?!?!

I imagine that if someone posted an apology for a fight on Worldstar, it would be similar to this.

“He should be apologizing for all the goddamn weeds in his yard.”

Based on this Instagram post it appears that Pacman is a stand-up guy.

Outstanding, I am now a Blair Walsh fan. He made Drew cry, and he made these kids’ year.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

You only think socks are bad until Kokkinakis throws something at you.