Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.
That’s a good Twitter handle.
Somewhere in Bank of American stadium, a janitor with the name “Even” on his uniform is smiling...
Solid.
- Deadspin, December 9th, 1980
Makes sense. If you are gonna drop a Brown, might as well be Craps.
You can geotag anywhere you want on Instagram now. You don’t have to actually be in that location.
I was expecting Buckner to let the ball go between his legs, not pick it up and make the play.
The bigger joke is “productition.”
He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.
Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.
Ass juice
Don Lemon continues to be the fucking worst.
“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.
Yeah, Vandy is such an easy/shitty school. I'd be embarrassed to have earned a degree from there. For real.
Ballsy Ball Bails with Ball
The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.
Petrine should acknowledge that Johnny’s semi-functional alcoholism is real, and will eventually lead him to his true calling in life: coaching.
“It’s the simplicity of the error that should make you appreciate that these kinds of things don’t happen more often.” - husbands