Remember how you guys were asking what Davis would look like if he had a beard that looks like his hair? Wonder no more.

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

Yes, but this isn’t a tactical breakdown, it’s commentary about Tottenham blowing it yet again to remain a fun, talented team that still just has the potential to do something special. Just when it appears to be turning the corner...it finds a way not to.

Writing an entire article about this match without noting that Juventus changed formations and personnel at halftime does a disservice to the tactics of Max Allegri. Andrea Barzagli was getting torched the whole first half at right back by Son and Tottenham was attacking down that flank every chance they got. At…

I guess, since this is their car anti-theft device.

I believe the horse’s name is “Game 7 loss at home”

Expected two things when I clicked on this:

1. For the article to be way longer than it needs to be.
2. For the article to make it feel like one of the richest and most successful teams in the world with many of its greatest players was a genuine underdog.

Not leaving disappointed.

Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Your kid is 15 and not allowed to use social media? No wonder he’s rebelling.

On a day when we’re righteously shitting on Zaza, it feels odd to call Steven Adams “the best.”

+1...wait...+5, no +10. +30. Now it’s +325!

To me, that’s the unsavoury part of this. If an overmatched skier from Tibet gets to the Olympics despite facilities or coaching or funding and represents his country gamely, fair ball, that’s the Olympics ideal. But this dilettante gamed the system in a way that only a 1%er could, by flying all over the world at the…

Yeah, I wonder how many of the jabronis who comment have ever been in a competition halfpipe. They’re basically ice, the walls are vertical and about 18’ high. I’ve snowboarded since ‘91 and those things scare the hell out of me. Also, there’s a reason ski areas don’t build the damn things, they’re death traps.

Trynna get the whole pipe

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

Is it really a crossbow injury? Because every time I injury myself in a dumb way (slicing a bagel, stapler, taking out the garbage, eating) I lie and make the injury cooler (skiing, mountain climbing, raccoon attack). It seems crossbow injury falls in the likely to be made up injury category.

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”