Tom Ley provided the in-depth analysis that is that hallmark of Deadspin reporting and what one comes to Deadspin to read.

“My word is my bond. Once you break that, there’s nothing left,” LaMonte said.

I figured out what’s wrong. Trump Executive Order.

I guess after the Petit-Frere coup, you could say that Ohio State is no longer a little brother in this rivalry....

The door is over there? Great, thanks.

Who stuck Matt Damon’s face on a very large thumb?

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This is so sad to see. No choice but to ship off my son to live with his aunt and uncle (who live in Bel Air).

The name Ernie Grunfeld sounds like a name adult voiceover Kevin Arnold would mention when talking about the summer the new kid moved in to the neighborhood on the Wonder Years.

I watched the clip and it quite honestly brought tears to my eyes. His horror and rage and frustration was so damn raw. I just can’t even imagine how he feels.

Allow me to voice my conclusions.

Using his own logic against him, then if he is not a billionaire in the next 10 years, it’s his own fault. Seeing as it was so easy for him to increase his net worth by 1,000 times, he should be able to easily do it all over again.

Things that are fun when gone wild:

The simplicity of “bad shirts” is killer.

Consulting is less its own industry than the meta-industry of applying shitty jargon to other industries.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Even the fanciest of dogs will be protective of their young.

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