Now that’s some tape Rex Ryan will actually study.

For the second consecutive New Year’s Day, Arizona Arians lose one of their own.

team’s reaction

Guess my kinja is becoming a bills kinja. so be it

This is the ne plus ultra of bad takes.

“Penultimate” For the last 150 years it was “Next to last” and then, like three years ago, somebody dusted off a Latin book and pulled this diddy out, probably ironically, and now everybody fires it off all the time with no regard for the fact that the next to last of anything isn’t particularly interesting at all.…

Mom?

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

Sounds like this guy is rotten to his core.

[reads headline]

Haisley’s a Patriots fan? On top of everything else? Man, fuck that guy.

the Astros’ head physician

Gather ‘round, kids.

The sweat ring from his nearly-empty rocks glass of Pappy Van Winkle obscures his $25 betting slip. Does it say Rams vs. 49ers Over 43 or Over 42? Ah tah hell with it. He cinches the belt of his ABC gold smoking jacket, a gift from Don Ohlmeyer after the Lake Placid Winter Olympics, tight against a chill draft only he…

Nightmare fuel.

Damn. Steve Kerr has really let himself go.

I haven’t been able to watch the evening news this week. It is still too painful. It’s not quite as bad as after the election, when I couldn’t bear to watch the news for weeks. But it’s still bad. This is why dogs exist.

Kiffin’s a douche but this reminds me of when Lou Holtz was an assistant at OSU and late in a game against Michigan OSU scored a TD to go up by like 30 and Woody Hayes wanted to go for 2. Holtz asked him why they were going for 2 and he responded “because we can’t go for 3".

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…