Jeter looks like he is morphing into Pitbull. Is that what happens when you move to Miami?

#amen

Maybe, but I’m more convinced it was Obama.

I just need somewhere to put this

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Griezmann is French. There was no Amos n’ Andy show in France. There is no history of minstrel shows in France. I don’t think people in France know who Al Jolson is.

I feel like this is maybe one of those things were Europeans don’t have the self awareness like Americans do that blackface is wildly inappropriate today. I’m not excusing it, but clearly no one was around to tell him why this might not be the greatest idea. Don’t they still have a holiday/celebration in the…

Sorry, could you repeat that? I can’t hear you over my enormous penis.

I mean, like, uhhh, what ads specifically do you mean?

The people who share these stories thinking it’s legitimate news have to be the very same people who click those banner ads because of a promise they can grow their dick by nine inches.

He should have taken his time and not been Russian.

Yeah, but at least this guy gave the Nucks fans something to cheer.

I’m still not sure what we are blaming Satan for. His suicide? The allegations? The “people who love [Johnson]”? There is some seriously ambiguous grammar going on.

He may have something here.

Jeets Fish.

That magic touch that turns everything to #2.

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

Enjoy, Browns!

The explanation on the Clippers broadcast is that the scorer thought Jordan tipped the ball before Beal caught it. That tip would start the clock.

Who’s managing the clock? Austin Rivers’ dad?