So can we call this...

I saw a diorama at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History depicting some cavemen in a hunting party, and I swear Ben’s face and expression is a dead ringer for the one on the Wooly Mammoth they were about to bag.

At least you didn’t just select “log in with Facebook” because you were in a hurry to publish a SWEET HOT TAKE and now I’m just stuck with my name.

When it was time for me to choose a Kinda handle, it came down to ^^this^^ or “The George Michael (Water) Sports Machine.”

Jack Michaels is just angling for a Jack Michaels Sports Machine that will never happen

It’s the $3.99 plastic bottled whiskey that causes blindness 18% of the time.

I’m not too sure what is going on, so here’s a GIF of Herc and Carver from The Wire to sum up this confused twitter beef.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

It took a lot of guts for him to leave Wisconsin.

Nahh, he can read.

he was really starting to fit in with arkansas too

Thankfully he’s got that Memphis education to fall back on. Makes me feel a little better about the situation.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Surely this can easily be solved with a new publicly-funded billion-dollar stadium.

“Nah, they were just really fucking stupid.”

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Don’t worry guys I speak Cajun.

Why yes, it is a good day to drive a pizza boat.