The worst part about Deadspin is spending multiple minutes looking at a very plain statement, just wondering if you’re missing a joke somewhere.
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This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…
“Nice moves.”
Or Tim Horton’s to anybody.
Or crack to Rob For...
I can only assume that community service in Toronto consists of bringing 12-packs of Molson to Rick Moranis’ house.
UK Update:
Second-place finishers generally don’t go to the White House, Trump’s own experience notwithstanding.
There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.
He sounds like the guy going around a party trying to find one conversation to latch on to while everyone tries to avoid him.
This is the rare pierced, circumcised triangle offense.
The Triangle worked because some of the smartest and greatest basketball players of all time placed their trust in a guy who turns out to have been too stupid to deserve it.
Leaving out situations where you may have to get early or late lunch because of circumstance, what is the standard lunch time?
As a black man, it was very heart warming to see both of his parents there AND to see his wife. Don’t get me wrong. If you were born to a single mother in the hood and made it out, props to you. I just want to give props for people who are able to and/or choose to do it this way. There is not enough this on…
Look, if the Founding Fathers had wanted to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, and promote the general welfare, they would have said so.
Why not give blind people the ugly dogs for their service animal?
There is no point in this article where I didn’t contort my face and say “what the fuck?”