This is definitely how Trump would see the plans for that wall in his head:

This is just a front for the massive amphetamine delivery.

Orthopedic Surgeon: Mr. Colangelo, are you familiar with the saying, “There is no ‘I’ in ‘team?’”

“THIS JOE EMBIID, I CALL HIM THE LIBERTY BELL BECAUSE HE’S LARGE, IMMOBILE AND HAS A CRACKED BASE!”
-Jon Gruden

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Given that the English squad has had much higher profile players in the past and collectively shit the bed in most every instance (such as in Euro 2016), I applaud the players in this selection.

Panels ranked:

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

It needs more passive-aggressive comments, but I guess you’re okay with not having an example of what makes us superior to other states. That’s good for you; not everyone is so content with so little.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

Good to see Mourinho finally showing Juan Mata some love.

More like, Plunkem...Amirite?

Liam Plunkett. If you call him a pitcher again, he’ll bowl one at your nuts, too.

Mike Glennon sounds like the made-up name a dashingly handsome spy would use if he was pretending to be a systems analyst while gathering information on dirty FBI agents.

“Luke will the force reckon with.”

“Luke will be a force to be reckoned with.”

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