Let’s compromise and allow for 3/5 of a song.

Obviously Dougherty was drunk when he wrote this. After all, he is likely descended from Irish.

Gordon Hayward to the Celts this summer is basically a guarantee at this point. They are going to have a very deep and talented roster with Thomas/Horford/Hayward/Crowder/Smart/Bradley/Brown/Draft Pick #1-4 and then they can still trade the 2018 unrestricted Brooklyn pick (damn-near certain to be in the top 5) this…

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

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You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

Dude calls someone a snowflake but gets really agitated about someone quietly kneeling during a song.

Macaroni and cheese made with non-tubular pasta (at least by US laws) is still allowed to be called that. All pasta is called a “Macaroni product” here.

A GREAT TACTIC IF YOU’RE LOW ON TP IS TO JUST WIPE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR HAND AND THEN USE THE TP TO WIPE IT OFF YOUR HAND BECAUSE THEN YOUR HAND IS CLEAN AND SO IS YOUR NETHER REGION

I know you’re trying to be funny, but I think this comment is totally ignorant and disrespectful to the millions of Soviet troops who died fighting Nazi Germany so that, in 2017, the Russian national anthem could take the place of “The Star Spangled Banner”

What a complete disaster. This was supposed to play instead of the Star Spangled Banner.

Basically, he’s using a 26 year old former player’s tragic death to needle the NCAA and its rules to help his own legacy. Regardless of how one feels about academic eligibility rules, that’s some classless shit. By bringing that up, he is helping to further define him by that scandal rather than the positive.

Right now the top suspect is his brother Marsh. I’ll leave now

If, because of her Boston/Brazil ties, Giselle Bundchen becomes a suspect and the police are interested her whereabouts Friday night, I can help the investigation confirming she wasn’t in my bed.

That’s seriously Boeheim’s takeaway from a young man’s death, that he’ll “be defined by one thing: a ten page paper”? Not by the type of person he was to his friends and family, or the kind of life he led when he wasn’t playing a game. What a dick thing to say, but I’d expect nothing less from that sour puss.

Look, James Dolan doesn’t have the best people skills and probably shares a good deal of blame for escalating this situation beyond what it deserved. That being said, he’s a fucking joke of an owner, his franchise is the punchline, he’s a Trump bootlicker, and he’s even worse as a musician.

Another good one was when Larry Bird was doing a call in interview to the Dan Patrick show and Patrick brings up that Jordan had recently said how he could beat any of the current players on the Hornets roster 1 on 1

Or Kwame Brown #1 overall?

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

Obama still tops Jordan with his burn.