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Oh that's right, the killing of the elephants as trophies has NOTHING to do with the conservation, it's the MONEY that conserves the animals. So these same kitty slayers could have simply donated money and taken pictures - but they made the morally flawed decision to make their money conditional on right to kill.

REAL TALK, EVERYONE:

I just don't understand JaWhy anyone would do this...

Drew, were you nervous to be seen by tens of people?

Where are all the Jezebel commenters? Shouldn't they be coming along by now to chastise Germany for perpetuating rape culture?

I'm completely covered in cum. This is literally the best thing ever.

Scoff all you want, but Caroline's Cupcakes has always been an accurate predictor of Ohio State's non-conference football schedule.

Meh, I was approached multiple times as a young teen by porn producers with gross business cards. When I was 18, my college professor (!) told me in front of the entire class that I could give up my academic career to be a porn star. I was a virgin who had never been kissed or watched porn, so this was all a bit…

Oh....THAT Rachel

Haha yeah he's not always thrilled by my libido, but he's always game for the daily nightcap, and THANK GAWD! That's really it though — like, if I'm being honest, I've done my fair share of... exploring... (my numbers dwarf his very substantial number by maybe 6x, so... that...) and he's the first man to ever keep me…

Do the Jezebel writers constantly remind you rapists how many vaginas you've silenced?

last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

massive talent.. lol

Holy shit, we got a badass on our hands! Everybody take a step back.

Yet here you are, posting on Deadspin and likely getting paid to do so.

In a bizarre turn of events, it was actually Giroux who was yelling "quit resisting."

shes still thin and pretty...wow, much progress much liberation

I can't believe nobody noticed what you were actually saying.