"Meanwhile, French Montana was revealed to be the transgender alter ego of Miley Cyrus."

There's a gif for that, I'm sure, but it would have to come with a trigger warning.

Aren't we all, Mark? Aren't we all?

Your insistence that she is screaming "fuck your mouth" would give Dr. Freud serious indigestion. And an erection.

So, essentially this chart is proportional to the one showing which positions score lowest on the Wonderlich.

"Meat Mountain"

Meanwhile, in the WWE:

I would read the shit out of your fan fic.

No, not necessarily. There are always work-arounds to this. Many private and parochial schools have later start times to schools and their athletics do not suffer.

"And I thought Michael Sam would be the last flamer in the SEC."

I like to imagine these performed in front of Simon Cowell, Rand Jackson and Paula Abdul.

Pardon my ignorance, but how do you not create a massive wave with these extreme speeds?

I am prepared to be flamed, but I thought this was awful. I had to change the channel after abotu 5 minutes because it was so cringe-inducing.

He was a cop, going for his gun and threatening my mom and my sister.

Yeah, kids know. They know when they are being patronized and honestly it's worse than losing and getting nothing. When kids fail at something, they don't want a flipping ribbon or a tiny trophy. They want a hug and a "You tried your best, and I still love you."

You are a blessing

So, how to Patriots look this year?