Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Isn’t the whole point of dancing to be sexually suggestive?

So dank.

This dude is so cool, I need to know the back story on this.

Jesus, how hard is it to get someone up on a scissor lift and fix that thing.....

Just a suit jacket. Nothing else.

Damn this is a good question. Off the top of my head:

I mean, “Deadspin XY,” the first formal attempt to branch out into culture stuff, was...what...2009? Seven years ago? When people say stick to sports they usually mean “you’re politically left and I hate that.”

Worst Bear Friday ever.

Mike Duncan’s “History of Rome” is awesome if you want to know more about this period specifically.

Hardcore History by Dan Carlin.

My favorite has always been “Call 3 straight corner fades 5 yards from a Super Bowl victory when the franchise leading rusher is averaging 5.8 yards/carry and the opposing defensive line is gassed.”

I’m thinking a weekend at bernie’s type situation with Buddy.

Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

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+1 healing crystal