I just noticed that too. The app description says:

Not compatable with HTC 1 M8 :(

Eight is a smarmy number. It's hippie bullshit.

I liked the Paleo Diet so much, I decided to try Paleo Couples Therapy.

Is Joe Flacco a Elite QB?

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING

We're bringing you a surprise wherever you are, no matter how far away or how long it takes to get there or loiter over your head. Oh, and we'll keep using it for like 100 years. B-52

You know you makes a great fall beer? Yuengling.

Really, just nuke the Piazza.

Where the fuck do you live, on the goddamn equator?

Ha, I mean, it's just eggs and tomato sauce. If you close your eyes, you can almost pretend it's a rendition of scrambled eggs and ketchup, only not disgusting.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.

Wait, where's 'getting hit by a car'?

"Anything I can do to help?"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

Oh cripes, here we go again.

This is not the way I thought I would hear about Joan Rivers' passing.