Yuengling? Go to hell and die.

When that prompter turns off, she turns into Kyle Mooney. Seriously, that's just how she talks.

Sam and Max.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Does Google Reader count?

I read the article in 2:00 minutes (800 WPM, Rx)

WHEN IS BURNEKO GOING TO POST ANOTHER RECIPE? MY FAMILY IS STARVING! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE!?!

Pat actually apologized to me during commercial break. He may be outspoken about homosexuality but when confronted with it head on he was very nice. I think next time I'm on TV YourTatoosAreLame can be my stylist. Seems he has more fashion sense than this homosexual. #yourtattoosarefaaaaaaabulouuuuusss

...just not this one.

I have a Logitech M310. Cheap, wireless, works, has basic mouse feel and it is RED.

Strikeouts and walks in Ryan no-hitters:

This is now the Spider-Man/Mary Jane kiss to beat.

In Tampa? I dunno, bath salts?

Here's my $0.02 about running in the street instead of the side-walk.

Here's a brief explanation from me - around here, many owners fail to trim trees over sidewalks and the sidewalks are often uneven. If you run on them, you might as well be trying to run through a jungle without tripping over all sorts of obstacles in your way. Step out into the street, though, and the city insures…

Strange to see him so mellow. Usually bears are furious at baseball players due to their constant abuse of the Cubs.

I really can't wait for that stupid spam account to win "best story" when the Pissing Contest question is about how much money you made last week.