I'm visualizing this woman as she posts these.

Another of Cynthia's strong takes.

I feel like Lea Michele is probably on a short list for Belle but I don't want it to be her, and if that is wrong I don't want to be right.

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

First Deadspin question: If the Knicks lose to the Hawks by 10 points on Thursday, what is the minimum number of posts we can have about the Knicks on Friday?

At least he didn't tuck in his jersey.

"Bears and doggies are good."

The first part was an XKCD cartoon the last part probably made up.

I'm a pretty serious runner. There are far too many 5K and 10K events in my city to maintain a mental calendar of when all of them are taking place.

There's a big difference between "oh, you're running a 10K in my neighborhood today, so I'll just jump in and run most of the course and not take a medal" and "the Chicago marathon is on October 12th and I didn't get in, but I really want to be able to say I ran Chicago so I'm just going to sneak into it and run the…

What I found most interesting about your well-selected set of tweets is that most of them aren't Sterling apologists. They start with "Now, let's be clear, fuck that guy, BUT" which suggests that the misunderstanding of 1st Amendment is real, whereas I'd always suspected it was more a matter of convenient…

This comment is a perfect illustration of why I will NEVER do one of these from the customer's perspective. If you're really complaining about your server saying "no problem," you need to take a long, hard look in the goddamn mirror, because that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

I love 'The Blacklist', James Spader just runs TV every time that show is on. I imagine in my mind that he's not much different in real life, and his recent Rolling Stone interview says I'm about 50% right. And I soooo want to hang out with him, just for a day.

Gee, I'm sure his slipping rating have NOTHING to do with the fact that he never asks a follow-up question. He's brought Meet the Press to its knees. Tim Russert used to actually challenge people. Gregory merely fellates them. He's not alone in this and this decision may have been made above his head. Let's not forget…