More Michelle Wolf please. They haven’t cried hard or long enough yet. My big ass mug for white tears isn’t full.

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Aren’t hippos super dangerous? Is Fiona’s end game to lull us into a false sense of ease, then she kills us all?

Yeah, but Tony Stark didn’t risk anyone but himself and Bucky with his reaction.

This. He is one of the most inconsequential celebrities that seems to always manage to get his name in the news and that’s saying a lot.

Broadwayforbrokepeople.com and TDF out of town membership will help put a dent in ticket prices. I see way too many shows for $50.

Yep. Strange played the long game because “it was the only way” to win. Eager to find out what he knew and how losing provides a path to victory, I love that shit.

If that’s your only question, and not “why did the people who have a doorbell that records everything decide to shoot at a kid unprovoked?” then you’re the dumbass. Racists like you keep acting like they were gotdamb Rhodes Scholars at that age. 14 makes you a freshman so this is probably a new school for him. He…

Cryptic and dramatic social media posts? Blake Shelton has a LOT in common with my 15 year old sister

The thing of it is that Starlord’s actions are in character. This is the guy who got into a pissing contest with Rocket over who was the better pilot that ended up crashing their ship. He has demonstrated a very distinct lack of emotional maturity in the previous movies. Starlord isn’t a villain, he’s a flawed…

Living in Arizona, I’ve been stopped while jogging at night. Why was I jogging at night, officer? Because it’s July and this is the only time when it’s under 100 degrees. Just like the half dozen other people who I passed by this evening who aren’t being asked this stupid question.

And speaking of “well-meaning” neighbors:

So these assholes on FB and the trolls lurking here are seriously going to pretend that a kid didn’t just got shot at by his neighbor for knocking on the door??? Literally had to dodge bullets and run for cover. Like that shit didn’t just happen? Even if the neighbor doesn’t hurt and/or harass them, there’s a good…

Crap, is he back already? A bunch of people have been waiting for him. Does he turn your coffee into wine?

accusing her of “harming and killing non-human babies” by purchasing a dairy-based ice cream

Plants scream when you pull them from the ground and cut them up.

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Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

Is Dolores free? With all of her melodramatic speachifying, I am assuming she is apart of Ford’s latest “bloody” narrative (which William is playing) that started with shooting him. Meanwhile Maeve is actually, or at least moreseo, “woke” as she was able to be all “uh, jolly for you” and disarm Dolores’ nonesense. I…

Also, it’s an interesting contrast how the manipulative Maeve just wants to get her daughter and flee while the previously innocent Dolores who was our moral center last season has become manipulative, cruel, and violent to the point of recruiting Hosts meant to emulate CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS. Another point is how this…