Agreed. I’m fine with a shorter DirtBag if it’s really that slow of a gossip news day.

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.

My gym has a dress code for the indoor pool. Women can only wear one-pieces that look like one-pieces, and men can’t wear underwear or street shorts, which apparently some men try to do. I was there once when a woman dragged a gym attendant in to bust to a guy she swore was wearing underwear.

I just think it’s nice to FINALLY have a storyline where a pretty white girl saves minorities who didn’t even know they needed her help.

I like the Kardashians a lot, I think they work hard and seem like nice people and they’re entertaining/nice to look at.

Ah, so it’s like that guy who called me an “SJW.” And I was like, how is calling me a social justice warrior pejorative?

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

This poor girl has NO ass.

You can see the photog give herself a little nod, like “Yup, caught the tall girl with no ass giving the rent-a-cop a soda. Pulitzer, here I come!”

Were they going for “Pepsi is for scabs and pigs?”

Not yet.

Her September cover was a crime against humanity.

Kendall’s the one who chose not to buy a big ass, right?

Sheis so bad, she can’t even walk and hand over a can without making it look shirty.

There are many problems with this ad, even without the unnecessary Kardashian element that they ham-fisted into it. For one, the protest is made entirely of smiling, happy 20-year-olds holding up inoffensive signs in Pepsi-brand colors. Even their outfits are either Pepsi-colored or muted complimentary and neutral…

“When you have a good hair day but no one actually notices.”

“When you convert English into Arabic on Microsoft Word but it still writes left-to-right.”

Black people can all rest easy now because the cops accepted the Pepsi peace offering.

You guys. I want to remind you that someone was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to conceive of this campaign. For the concept alone, not Kendall Jenner or her lace front wig or the whole production. Just to decide the right thing to do was to exploit people’s current dissatisfaction with the misogynist/racist in…