Thou shalt count to three hundred. No more. No less. Three hundred shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three hundred. Four hundred shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two hundred, excepting that thou then proceed to three hundred. Five hundred is right out. Once the…

AHA! Gotcha!!!!

1957 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser with the breezeway back window.

Who cares about the car its going in, GM HAS DEVELOPED STEALTH CLOAKED ACCESSORY DRIVE PULLEY TECHNOLOGY!!!!!11!!

Now they just need to let me check out online and deliver it to my house. And send out someone to evaluate my trade too.

There should be a training course for people who post ads on what “manual transmission” means.

You had to bring up the elephant in the Electric Tower room…

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

LEDs are about 5x more efficient in lumens per watt, the world is not 5x brighter, so no, we are still saving tons in energy. Whether this light pollution issue is a secondary problem exacerbated by it is a separate conversation.

Well, of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.

Way to kill my boner.

Looked quickly, thought it was a Zombie Asshat Hatch.

Ok so not super super old but they came out over a decade ago. I think they will age very well, helped by scarcity.

Whatever. Woodpeckers are assholes.

Can we stop beating up on Sergio?

If someone ran up to me and screamed, “Quick, tell me something about a car!” I would assume it was you and Jalopnik deadlines are no joking matter.

Show me someone who thinks engine braking is bad and I’ll show you a stupid person. I’ve never heard anyone express that opinion honestly, not sure where Engineering Explained came up with that.

it wasn’t enough to overcome the QX50’s terrible fuel economy