Also, don’t buy bicycles, roller skates, sleds, ATV’s, motorcycles, automobiles, airplanes, go carts, boats, jet skis.

We all know terrorists are good at EGR deletes.

He should have removed that big ass gun too. But the new truck probably had an even bigger gun on it, because Texas City, Texas is the most Texas city in Texas.

People who call car enthusiasts “posers” if they’re not adhering to their purity tests are judgy and insecure, and spend too much time worrying about how other people enjoy their own cars.

I won’t buy anything new until they work the bugs out.

Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

I wouldn’t want to be seen in anything at gun point

2006 Cadillac STS-V. 4.4L super charged north-star V8 putting out 440hp/430lb-ft, 6spd auto, 4.6 seconds to 60. When Car & driver tested it in 2006 is beat the CLS55 AMG, but could not beat the M5. It is 1 owner, elderly driven. All yours for $18,500.

Also, I have reason to believe that Tesla rigged these cars so that they would have NO measurable emissions at state testing centers. Seems really fishy if you ask me.

Yes, for every positive Craigslist experience, there are hundreds more that end in death or other violence. That’s why the entire population of America has been murdered. Or, possibly, it’s the EXACT OPPOSITE CASE. Practice safe Craigslisting, but you still have odds on your side.

The Cadillac Allante laughs at such petty concerns. It’s fine Italian-built coachwork was shipped via 747 to Detroit, where it was painstakingly mated to the very best FWD mechanicals that malaise-era Cadillac had to offer. Bellisimo.

aren’t they there to extract a rotor that is seized to the hub?

National Auto Sport Association?? There’s no way that was an accident, and I’m now utterly disappointed by the whole thing. :(

I hate robot 1-x

Subaru’s Disclaimer:

Actually I don’t see how this hurts his credibility or professionalism. He’s pointing put the stupidity of self centered individuals who think the world revolves around them and their beliefs

You do realize that you have no idea what you are talking about, right?

Hey now, that’s a huge mischaracterization of the situation.

Isn’t the human version of a Brodozer the guy the actually drives a Brodozer, can’t we just punch them in the face?

Remove the word "mormon" and its still pretty much true isn't it?